Kids Say the Funniest Things!
October 25, 2013: Jackson got a Tootsie Roll Pop today. Sage, "NOW you can figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop!!!"
October 25, 2013: While going over our science assessment on technology (anything that has been created to solve a problem), one student tried to justify that a dandelion was a piece of technology: "Dandelions do solve problems! They help people make a wish!"
October 25, 2013: While going over our science assessment on technology (anything that has been created to solve a problem), one student tried to justify that a dandelion was a piece of technology: "Dandelions do solve problems! They help people make a wish!"
Day 1, 2012: We were writing about what we did over the summer and one student became upset that I wouldn't spell the word 'the' (because I wanted to assess his writing and spelling). His response, "How am I suppose to go to second grade if you won't teach me?!"
October 10th, 2012 during the Dover Air Force Base Fire Department's visit:
Fireman: What should you do if your clothes caught on fire?
First Grader: Well, then you'd be naked!
October 10th, 2012 during the Dover Air Force Base Fire Department's visit:
Fireman: What should you do if your clothes caught on fire?
First Grader: Well, then you'd be naked!